π¨ Emergency Decree: Attempted Assassination of the Emperor
The Imperial Government of Bradictoria confirms a cowardly act of treason has been committed. An assassin, linked to a threatening email previously received by Imperial authorities, attempted to murder His Imperial Majesty by poisoning his drinking water.
The Emperor was immediately transported to a classified military medical facility, where he remains hospitalized under intensive care. Imperial physicians have confirmed the presence of a rare toxin introduced via His Majesty's water supply.
In response to this heinous crime, the Empire has enacted full security lockdowns. Code Iron Shield remains active. All state defenses are on high alert, and the Imperial Intelligence Directorate is investigating all leads with urgency and resolve.
The Crown issues this message to all citizens and enemies alike: Bradictoria does not bend. We will not be terrorized. The Emperor shall survive β and vengeance will be absolute.
π Logged: June 3, 2025 | π Issued by the Imperial Council on behalf of the Crown
π Intermicronational Summit Success
Yesterday marked a historic day for Bradictoria at the Intermicronational Summit, where the Great Gheetan Empire officially recognized our Empire as a sovereign nation. This milestone strengthens our position in the micronational community and opens the door to future alliances.
Following the summit talks, the Emperors and His Lordship engaged in an epic game of Monopoly, demonstrating camaraderie and good spirit that will be remembered for years to come.
π Logged: May 25, 2025
π Imperial Proclamation: Historical Correction
By decree of the Emperor, the historical record of Bradictoria is now officially revised. The former narrative, attributing our founding to Markius, is hereby declared inaccurate.
The true founder, Bradchiks, appeared to the Emperor in a divine dream, instructing the creation of the Empire and affirming all current policies, motives, and goals.
Bradchiks declared: βThose who disobey the Crown or defy its laws shall be severely punished.β
This sacred truth shall now guide our people and governance. Historians spreading false narratives are under immediate review.
π Logged: May 25, 2025
ποΈ Imperial Decree: Reassignment of Lennox Steeves
By the will of the Emperor and under the sovereign authority of the Crown, Lennox Steeves is hereby relieved of his position as Minister of Online Security, effective immediately.
Henceforth, Lennox Steeves shall serve as the Personal Assistant to the Emperor. This role demands absolute loyalty, confidentiality, and unwavering dedication to the Throne.
π Logged: May 25, 2025
π« Foreign Media Ban Enacted
In light of repeated false accusations, defamatory propaganda, and targeted misinformation, the Bradictorian Government has officially enacted a full ban on all Arcadian and Gheetan news outlets. Citizens are advised to trust only official government news and approved sources.
The Ministry of Truth and National Integrity has classified both Arcadian and Gheetan media as hostile propaganda channels. Sharing or referencing their content is now discouraged as a matter of national security.
π Logged: May 21, 2025
π‘οΈ Cybersecurity Minister Lennox Steeves Saves Emperor from Choking
In a stunning moment at last nightβs state banquet, Minister of Cybersecurity Lennox Steeves saved the Emperor of Bradictoria from choking during dinner.
While enjoying a dish of wagyu beef, the Emperor began choking, prompting immediate concern among attendees. Amid the panic, Minister Steeves leapt into action, performing the Heimlich maneuver and successfully dislodging the obstruction.
Officials later confirmed Steeves had emergency training as part of a government resilience program. The Emperor, visibly shaken but safe, praised Steeves in closing remarks:
βTonight, Minister Steeves did more than safeguard our cyber frontiersβhe safeguarded a life.β
The public quickly hailed the Minister as a hero, with hashtags like #HeroMinister and #LennoxSaves trending online. In his own statement, Steeves humbly said:
βI just did what anyone wouldβve done.β
π Logged: May 21, 2025
π¨ High King Blakney Accused of Threatening Minister Steeves
Capital Realm β May 17, 2025
Mark Blakney, known as the self-styled "High King," has been accused of threatening to murder Bradictorian Minister Lennox Steeves.
The threat, made during a private exchange, has prompted heightened security and an active investigation by the Ministry of Internal Protection.
Blakney is not a Bradictorian citizen and holds no official power, but his actions have raised serious national concerns. A formal statement from the Lord High King is expected soon.
π Logged: May 20, 2025
Restricted access shut down
Effective immediately, the Bradictorian Government has initiated a full shutdown of the Restricted Access Page following hostile cyber activity traced to the Gheetan Empire.
This decision comes after multiple breach attempts by enemy-aligned cyber units seeking access to classified infrastructure. Though no secure data was compromised, forensic scans confirmed intrusion-level anomalies that triggered emergency response measures.
π Logged: May 20, 2025
π§ Enhanced Security Protocols
Bradictoria's cyber infrastructure has received significant upgrades. Spy detection layers, encrypted access, and tamper-proof logging now safeguard all classified data zones.
π Logged: May 17, 2025
β οΈ Contact Ban Lifted with Gheetan
In a strategic move, Bradictoria has lifted the diplomatic contact ban against the Great Gheetan Empire. Talks are underway. However, Bradictoria demands a formal apology for the crimes inflicted upon its people during the last diplomatic fallout.
π Logged: May 17, 2025